He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
