So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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