just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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