Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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