Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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