i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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