he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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