You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
This house was built for laser tag.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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