I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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