belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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