thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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