went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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