She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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