sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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