I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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