Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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