Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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