After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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