So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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