And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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