Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I smell like Dick and happiness
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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