why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
