Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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