there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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