Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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