I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
That accounts for only three of the penises
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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