But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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