so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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