Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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