belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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