CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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