Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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