would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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