I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
There r osticjed everywhere
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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