whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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