I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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