It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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