Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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