either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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