Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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