you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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