she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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