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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried

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(410): View more from Maryland

When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky

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(304): View more from West Virginia

yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot

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(530): View more from California

My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"

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(678): View more from Georgia

My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store

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(773): View more from Illinois

Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.

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(818): View more from California

I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.

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