Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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