Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
When are your genitals available?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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