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Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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