He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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