I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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