We're like a lot better than the average bears
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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