But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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