This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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