Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We got so high we made milksteak
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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