doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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